My turtle is a sex pest

I have two turtles, I went for the obvious names of course . . . . . Splishy & Splashy.

Hold that thought they were called Victor & Millie, then Victor turned out to be a girl & Millie a boy. That all got too confusing, they then got re-named. Splishy (male) & Splashy (female).

Splishy is the smaller, Splashy is about an inch larger.

Splishy has a love dance, he swims about until he is positioned infront of Splashy, then flaps his clawed flittered feet on Splashys head repeatedly in some kind of mating ritual. Right up to the point where Splashy bitch-slaps him right in the face.

I personally think he is heading for a Darwin award.